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Ensign Sue Must Die 10 by comicalclare Ensign Sue Must Die 10 by comicalclare
Ensign Sue's past is far more tragic than ever imagined.

Story by: Clare Moseley
Written by: Clare Moseley and Kevin Bolk
Art by: Kevin Bolk *kevinbolk
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:iconlunadragoncat:
LunaDragonCat Featured By Owner May 19, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She's such an idiot XD
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:iconzueskillerproduction:
Ok, huh?
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
raised by worms huh?, no wonder her people skills are lacking 24/7
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:iconepicpidgeot:
EpicPidgeot Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist
RIP worms
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:iconredscaledragon:
redscaledragon Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013   Traditional Artist
THOSE POOR WORMS
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:iconfangirlinthetardis:
FangirlInTheTardis Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
"And then the worms died..."
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:iconthelonleyassassin:
TheLonleyAssassin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
Raised by worms? I can tell
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
What? What the fuckin' hell is this crazy chick spewin' outta her speaker hole now? Matter of fact, how does all that crazy shit happen? Really?

They died? You don't say! Maybe they killed themselves to get away from you!
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Kermitthefrog223456 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
OMG! Kirk is growing another head!!! I guess Ensign Sue must be radioactive or something...
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:iconironsides11:
ironsides11 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Ensign Sue has infected Kirk with The Thing virus! D:>
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:iconrobertjpugh2011:
robertjpugh2011 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
So That's were she gets her IQ from?
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:iconshewolfzoroark:
shewolfzoroark Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no, the worms died . . .

I know who should have instead :iconevilplz:
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:iconhippta243:
hippta243 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
[Warning! Warning! logic systems overloading. Intiate emergancy purge.]
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Is the airlock involved in any way? Cuz that's where this crazy bitch needs to go... without the damn space suit.
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:iconhippta243:
hippta243 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
I'm sure that she would some how get at space suit. After all she survived a full strength phaser point blank. Besides I meant a mental purge.
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
... I fail to see how your plan is better...
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:iconhippta243:
hippta243 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
My brain was trying to processes what Ensign Sue had said and it crashed, thereby activating an emergency purge.
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
Yikes! Yeah I'd need a hard restart if I heard something that strange. Then again, this comic is just one giant 'wtf'.
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:iconskinnyzach:
SkinnyZach Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Worms in a wormhole thats.....ow......
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:iconspongefan12:
spongefan12 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Raised by worms lol
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:iconillusioninme:
Illusioninme Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
What makes this so funny (and sad) is that people actually write stuff like this...I'm still trying to believe it.
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:iconstarformeradira:
StarFormerAdira Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
There, I was raised by WORMS.

Oh, I cracked up so bad. XD
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:iconrobotlover2234:
robotlover2234 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
the last panel is the best comic panel in the history of comics XD lol
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:iconeeveeon22:
eeveeon22 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm feeling a deeper connection to those worms that Sue.
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:iconthorlol:
Thorlol Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Just take the phaser and set it to maximum power now. I'm either going to shoot her or myself; or maybe her then myself.
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:icontsubakitwilight:
TsubakiTwilight Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel SO sorry for the worms for having to raise (*coughputupcough*) with Ensign.
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:iconhawkheart29:
Hawkheart29 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(sniff) I moment of silence in honor of the dearly departed worms....
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:iconkiana7w:
kiana7w Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
This is perfect xD
The frustrating thing about mary sues is that in their own stories, everyone always loves them too, even if that's completely ridiculous and no matter what she does DX
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eatpraylove Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm so confused...but I guess that's the point
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:iconnotacukoofangirl121:
notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Student General Artist
She is definitely cuckoo.
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:iconbubblealchemist:
BubbleAlchemist Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Her face in the last panel.......
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:iconletadarnell:
LetaDarnell Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Best sue punchline ever.
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:iconhikariokami:
HikariOkami Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
And then the worms died XD.
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:iconloyaute:
Loyaute Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey! Her birthmark is a tear now! Is that because she's sad?
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:iconloyaute:
Loyaute Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...AND THEN THE WORMS DIED.


So she was no longer infected with parasites! Yippee!
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:iconazina-osana:
azina-osana Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
This girl needs psychiatric help.
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:icondemonicdrama:
demonicdrama Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
LOL... This is the funniest series of comics ever...
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:iconlady-crusaderkira:
Lady-CrusaderKira Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
YES. O_O Here is perhaps the deepest of deep stupidities of all Mary Sues. O_O
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TimberwolfEmmy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"There, I was raised by worms."
"And then the worms died..."
Those two lines had me laughing hard.
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:iconxander-ketsu:
Xander-Ketsu Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
...Then the dirt died...
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:iconartsyfartsy1998:
artsyfartsy1998 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Student General Artist
She's so tragically perfect that even time bends to her will. :thumbsup:
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:icondark-chan52:
Dark-chan52 Featured By Owner May 25, 2011  Hobbyist
"and then the worms died". Died laughing at that point.
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:iconartsyfartsy1998:
artsyfartsy1998 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Student General Artist
That's so tragic. Of course the worms died.
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:iconyuuki-onimaru:
Yuuki-Onimaru Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011
1: Poor Chekov. She took the only thing that made him happy away...
2: I think my brain is leaking out of my ear.
3: In general, :ohnoes:
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:iconsummerlvralwys:
summerlvralwys Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011
...raised by WORMS!!! xD
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:iconshadeandtheponies:
ShadeandthePonies Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
the poor worms!
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:iconraenafyn:
Raenafyn Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
she definately needs to go to medical bay XD
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:iconqwerfvtgb:
qwerfvtgb Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
"And then the worms died..." Best line ever.
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Lavender-demoness Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
And then the worms died... i love this comic.
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:iconmikomouse18:
MikoMouse18 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011  Student Writer
don't you dare insult the powerful and awesome species that is Worm!!!
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